Adderall Receives Honorary Degree From Harvard -- The Onion -- CAMBRIDGE, MA — "Citing the drug's extensive contributions to almost every field of academia, Harvard conferred an honorary doctoral degree upon a 30-day supply of Adderall during the university's 359th commencement exercises Thursday..."
BPGlobalPR tweets: "Not only are we dropping a top hat on the oil spill, we're going to throw in a cane and monocle as well. Keeping it classy.,," http://twitter.com/BPGlobalPR